Well, now that "You have to fucking eat" has come out to join its predecessor "Go the fuck to sleep", I've compiled a list of new titles I need to see from this author, asap. (Also, I'd have titled this sequel, "take a fucking bite", but same dif).
1) Put your goddamn shoes on
2) Brush your fucking teeth
3) Get in the goddamn car
4) I dare you to roll your eyes again
5) Stop fucking crying
6) This shit isn't important
7) Go fucking play
8) Stop saying my fucking name
9) Go potty before I kill you
10) Fuck you. Seriously, just fuck you (obviously the capper, for when parents have completely given up on life).
Been a great day here so far, why do you ask?
yes! yes! yes!
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perfection.
Go potty before I kill you is my favorite! Oh dear, I literally say in my thoughts (hope never slipped off my tongue though).
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