These things. Are they sex or parenting? Taken out of context, one can never be sure.
I brought it up on Facebook and the results were phenomenal. With that, I give you: "Sex or Parenting?"
- "Let go of my hair; you're getting it all sticky."
- "Don't put that in my ear!"
- "But...I just love you!"
- "I want you to play and have a good time, just not on my face!"
- "You are going to hurt yourself that way!"
- "Put that back in your pants!"
- "Stop licking me!"
- "Are you playing harmonica on my butt?"
- "That does not go there!"
- "Take it out of your mouth or you're going to choke!"
- "Don't put your tongue on other people's hineys!"
- "Why do you think that feels nice?"
- "Stop grabbing that!"
- "Put your dress back down, honey. It's not that kind of parade."
- "You can't put your tongue in that!"
- "Get your face out of my boobs!"
- "We don't touch our penis like that in front of other people, buddy."
- "You did a great job, but we need to work on your aim."
- "Why are you naked?"
- "Take off your pants. This is going to be messy."
- "I love you, baby, but I don't want you coming up behind me."
- "Can you please stop wrapping your penis around that toy?"
- "He didn't do it! You had your finger in his butt!"
- "I already told you, I'm going to stop if you keep playing with my nipple."
- "If you don't put on your pants, you are going to get a bare-butt spanking."
- "Yes, dear, you look lovely. Now can we get back to cuddling?"
- "Get that frog out of here!"
- "I want to give you a hug. No. I want to touch your armpit!"
- "Because...butts are private."
- "It happens to everyone, honey."
(HINT: These are all real statement made by real parents. Hah!)
How about you? Have any gems that could be...sex or parenting?
