The other day, my friend at Fine and Fair wrote a great post on feminism and breastfeeding.
She used this picture:
|Courtesy of Fine and Fair|
ANYWAY, to commemorate this monumental occasion, here are 10 parenting occasions sexier than breastfeeding:
10) That time your toddler slipped you the tongue when you gave her a goodnight kiss and thought it was HILARIOUS. Okay, not all that sexy, but probably more french kissing than you usually get.
7) Movie night.
6) These pajamas
actual sex by, like, 23 percent.
Literally the sexiest thing on the planet after a long day of rearing the next generation.
4) Grocery shopping
Where you buy the wine, duh.
It's sexy even though it never looks anything like the pictures.
2) The babysitter
This means a night out. Which increases chances of actual sex by 54 percent.
Because if you're really lucky, they might take the kids for the whole night. Which places chances of sex squarely at 82-87 percent.
So, in conclusion, Facebook should ban photos of grandparents. Because nothing turns people on like the possibility of eight or more hours to themselves.